Day 629 – Ken here (Th)(6-2-2011)
(DEF II, v.4 Ch.40 pp.570-580)(pages read: 1630)
Well, a short(er) day, but I managed to make it long(er) somehow.
We look at Circus factions and their fights (and we don’t mean Clowns versus Trapeze Artists – think Roman Circus, and Circus Maximus),
and at the colors that used to MEAN SOMETHING – I mean really mean something, like life-or-death-mean-something – we’ll look at the gang colors of the Late Roman world – Blue, Green, White, and Red, and see what happens when you’re on the losing side of a turf war in ancient Constantinople (a common occurrence, in case your wondering, turf wars that is),
and at the famous Nika riot that brought Constantinople and Justinian to its knees, and was Theodora’s (Earliest) Finest Moment,
and at some miscellaneous economic facts, and a strange tangent onto the subject of the Silk Trade (which has me wondering where Gibbon got all his information, and more importantly, why?).
And then we’re done. Except for some observations on Gibbon’s women-hating comments, and the SIMILARITY between Circus Faction riots and Oakland Raiders brawls.

An older, wiser, but still very determined Theodora - from the mosaics in the church of San Vitale Ravenna - Just look at those eyes - No One Messes With Theodora!
Its amazing that both Procopius and Gibbon choose to tell this story, considering how much Proc. hated Just. and how little Gibbon cared for Theodora. But they do. And it quite the story for raising Theodora’s PR approval rating, lo these many (15) centuries later.
So…
Firmness of Theodora.
Justinian was lost, if the prostitute whom he raised from the theatre had not renounced the timidity, as well as the virtues, of her sex. In the midst of a council, where Belisarius was present, Theodora alone displayed the spirit of a hero; and she alone, without apprehending his future hatred, could save the emperor from the imminent danger, and his unworthy fears. “If flight,” said the consort of Justinian, “were the only means of safety, yet I should disdain to fly. Death is the condition of our birth; but they who have reigned should never survive the loss of dignity and dominion. I implore Heaven, that I may never be seen, not a day, without my diadem and purple; that I may no longer behold the light, when I cease to be saluted with the name of queen. If you resolve, O Caesar! to fly, you have treasures; behold the sea, you have ships; but tremble lest the desire of life should expose you to wretched exile and ignominious death. For my own part, I adhere to the maxim of antiquity, that the throne is a glorious sepulchre.” The firmness of a woman restored the courage to deliberate and act, and courage soon discovers the resources of the most desperate situation.

Ah, Women! How They Bewitch and Misguide Scholars - one would think esp historians - like Gibbon - based upon his unending anti-female speechifying he maintains consistently thru the Decline and Fall - and of course, esp. the Empress Theodora. Etching by Andriaen Matham - The Temptress
Gibbon certainly did not entertain a high view of the female sex. He takes every advantage of pointing out their crafty, improper deviousness at every possible opportunity.
Here he writes a kind of “epitaph” of the Empress Theodora (on her death from cancer) – he describes the Emperor Justinian’s (her husband) grief – and notes in a footnote how another historian could not think of enough devilish names to call her:
and the irreparable loss was deplored by her husband, who, in the room of a theatrical prostitute, might have selected the purest and most noble virgin of the East. (40)
Note 040
As she persecuted the popes, and rejected a council, Baronius exhausts the names of Eve, Dalila, Herodias, &c.; after which he has recourse to his infernal dictionary: civis inferni - alumna daemonum - satanico agitata spiritu – oestro percita diabolico, &c., &c., (A.D. 548, No. 24.)]
(DEF ii, vol.4, ch.40, p.570, fn.40)
and, speaking of Circus factions, the factions tempted women to weakly and tragically agree with their boyfriends, or equally (or even more so) tragically disagree with their husbands
The popular dissensions, founded on the most serious interest, or holy pretence, have scarcely equalled the obstinacy of this wanton discord, which invaded the peace of families, divided friends and brothers, and tempted the female sex, though seldom seen in the circus, to espouse the inclinations of their lovers, or to contradict the wishes of their husbands
(DEF ii, vol.4, ch.40, p.572)
and, again, he just can’t help digging into Theodora, even during her moments of triumph, like the famous Nika speech (see above) (prostitute from the theater?, renounced timidity AND virtue?) – I think that’s what’s called a back-handed compliment – a quick compliment, followed (or preceded in this case) by a couple of dextrously-applied BACKSLAPS to the FACE.
Justinian was lost, if the prostitute whom he raised from the theatre had not renounced the timidity, as well as the virtues, of her sex. In the midst of a council, where Belisarius was present, Theodora alone displayed the spirit of a hero;
(DEF ii, vol.4, ch.40, p.576)
*OR *
The Ancient and Modern Role of Professional Sports Competitions And the RIOTS that Generally Ensue

Anyone who has had American History – and had to study the colonies and the American Revolution and the early years of the Republic, has insensibly absorbed the ideals of the Enlightenment. We, the U.S., are very, very much children of the Enlightnment – in terms of the outward structure of our government and laws, but definitely no longer of the Enlightenment in our society and culture (which is probably a very good thing).

You remember George Washington’s famous speech on factions and party spirit (Washington’s Farewell Address, 1796 – see here at the Avalon Project Online Yale Law School). It was a real and feared symptom of a diseased state in the early years of the Republic to have “party spirit” – that is, NOT to put the needs of your country above your party (which is why, partially, originally – much to our own surprise in the 21st century – the president and the vice president could/would be of different “parties” after a presidential election). However, despite their best efforts, the Republic quickly dissolved into a 2 party system and has remained one ever since.

Why were they so afraid? Because of the Nika riot, because they knew their Byzantine history and the Blues and Greens, and did NOT want the infant U.S. to go the way of the Roman Empire and the Greek Republics – WHO ALL SUCCUMBED SO OBVIOUSLY (in their eyes) TO PARTY SPIRIT.

Here is George Washington in his Farewell Address (1796 – after 2 terms as the 1st President of the U.S. – talk about an infant country):
In offering to you, my countrymen, these counsels of an old and affectionate friend, I dare not hope they will make the strong and lasting impression I could wish; that they will control the usual current of the passions, or prevent our nation from running the course which has hitherto marked the destiny of nations. But, if I may even flatter myself that they may be productive of some partial benefit, some occasional good; that they may now and then recur to moderate the fury of party spirit, to warn against the mischiefs of foreign intrigue, to guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism; this hope will be a full recompense for the solicitude for your welfare, by which they have been dictated.
(Yale Law School, Avalon Project – http://avalon.law.yale.edu/18th_century/washing.asp)

We ARE NO LONGER that people – we are NOTHING if NOT imbued with PARTY SPIRIT. Yet we survive.
And we obviously (in the modern world) have our own Blues and Greens in the forms of Professional Sports – Soccer (Football), Baseball, Football (American Football), Rugby, Basketball, etc etc etc.
We have more in common now (in the 20th, 21st centuries) with ancient Byzantium and Rome than we do with our own immediate predecessors – the men of the Enlightenment who designed/dreamed up our country out of thin air in a rebellion against a king back in the late 18th cent – at least, in my opinion.

Gibbon lived in a world where the Olympics hadn’t even been re-instituted yet (in modern times they were revived in 1896, a century after Gibbon), let alone any professional sports. The first team-town sport – Baseball – became popular right around the time following Gibbon’s death (very early 19th cent.) (arguably the 1st geographical, team-sport associated with a group of fans and played in competition with other groups on a regular basis in modern times – LIKE the chariot races in the Circus, and the colors of the Circus factions). That explains why Gibbon finds the whole Circus faction/chariot racing/team-crazy atmosphere of Late Roman life so DISQUIETING. What would he have thought of a Brazilian or Manchester United Football game?

And while I remain, I suppose, intellectually a child of the Enlightenment – and am proud and happy to be just that – I have to admit that I feel much more at home with Justinian in Byzantium (and probly even more so, with Julian in Gaul), than with Candide in this, the most perfect of all possible worlds.


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